Hailing from the Land of 2:00 AM…

IT IS I, MIKE HUNT!

I dislike this whole “junior year is your hardest year” mantra. So far though, it’s proving to be true – especially with early admission applications to USC.

Here’s a bit of background on the Resident Honors Program (at the University of Southern California).

I’ve no clue as to when this program was actually started. No clue as to how old it is, or how established it is amongst high-school counselor circles. Right around 100 Juniors apply each year to this program, and between 20-30 of them get accepted. So what exactly does that mean?

(In Mike’s Mind): If you get in, you’re a badass.

The RHP was established as a way for Juniors to skip their senior years of high school, and to attend their Freshman year of College at USC in exchange. Now, this means that the selected students won’t graduate high school (officially). Some high schools choose to give out “Honorary” diplomas, deeming RHP students exempt from any further courses in high school. However, the Irvine Unified School District is just a conglomerate of hardasses, so students like me will have to take the GED (some exam to prove that you’re not a ruh-tard) to obtain a high school diploma. Sad thing is, invitations to this program are sent based on PSAT scores.

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Not cool, man.

I’m not the world’s greatest student – especially since teachers tend to hate me. Big fat toddlers…

Speaking of big fat toddlers, I’d just like to take a moment now… to classify most adults as big, fat unreliable CO2-emitting sources of unhappiness and mid-life crises. Now y’see, while writing my college essays and whatnot, my college counselor told me to send my work in for review. I didn’t get a reply. Not until a week later, the day that the application was due. In that one week, I worked on my application with another writing professor from the University of California at Irvine. Truth be told, I had become quite chuffed with what I had written – then on the due date, my college counselor told me to submit the (slightly and lightly) revised essays that I had JUST received. I now regret following her advice.. SHE PLAYED DIRTY!

She said: “But (UCI Professor) isn’t a professional college counselor – you should send THIS copy instead of the (UCI Professor’s).”

Fuck, I ain’t feeling so good about that decision now. Not at all. All I’ve left to rely upon… is the luck bestowed upon dumbshits in times of need.

YOU KNOW HOW THE DOGG ROLL.

DJ AM found dead.

DJ AM/Adam Goldstein was found dead today. 

Well, seeing how it’s a trending topic now and all… *Tags*

More views? I believe so.

DISNEY HAS GONE TOO FAR!!!!

DISNEY HAS DECIDED TO MAKE A REMAKE OF THE BEATLES 1968 FILM “YELLOW SUBMARINE”.

Yes, Disney is planning on having director of the famous “Back to the Future” movies, Robert Zemeckis, direct a remake of  “Yellow Submarine”. Paul McCartney has agreed to this and will oversee it so I’ve heard.  But they are going to remake all of the songs. AND DISNEY DOESN’T PRODUCE QUALITY MUSIC!!!! The Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana have proven that…..

So, I’m pretty worried about this. I’m pretty against this actually. They shouldn’t touch the classics. AT ALL. I’m pretty disappointed in Sir Paul for this. I love The Beatles. This is an outrage……especially because they’re also thinking of turning it into a stage musical.

They say the film will be ready in 2012. It would be earlier , but they don’t want to interfere with the 2012 London Summer Olympics. Hopefully they’ll change their minds and not release this film. If only John and George were here…. I have a feeling things wouldn’t have gotten this bad if they were still around……

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Why….? Why are they ruining everything….?

Karl Marx – Is he a #@*&ing prophet?

Within the span of the previous year, a few Karl Marx quotes have made their way across the webternet. The quotes uncannily render an image of our current economic situation – which begs the question : Are these quotes authentic, or fabricated? 

“Owners of capital will stimulate the working class to buy more and more of their expensive goods, houses and technology, pushing them to take more and more expensive credit, until their debt becomes unbearable.

The unpaid debt will lead to bankruptcy of banks, which will have to be nationalised, and the State will have to take the road which will eventually lead to communism.” – Karl Marx, Das Kapital, 1867

 

Megan McArdie, from The Atlantic, says:

“It’s been fifteen years since I read Das Kapital, and I’m not sure how much I retained even when I was young and hale. But it immediately set off my fake alarms. First, because it doesn’t sound remotely like anything I remember Marx saying — his core thesis was that falling wages would immiserate the working class, not that they’d be done in by their overdrafts. Second, because I do remember Marx spending huge chunks of Das Kapital grousing about the inadequacy of the housing supply for the working class, in very tedious detail. [...] And third, because no one in 1870 imagined the working class having access to bank credit. [...]

And indeed, searching all three volumes [of Das Kapital] for “houses” and “homes”, which are a pretty straight one-to-one translation, yields nothing that sounds remotely like this.”

That sounds pretty solid to me. Also – “Lucidity” from www.DemocracyforUtah.com says:

“Commenters also point out that the term technology was just coming into use and referred to the “industrial arts,” not consumer goods.”

So, even if the Marx quote is faux, it helps to scare people. A bit of a stretch, really, but who am I to predict the future?

 

Moving on to our 2nd point of the day, and quite an old one – Nostradamus and his predictions. Honestly, these are even easier to discern as fakes. I mean, first of all – The guy’s so damn vague his “predictions” could be applied to numerous things. Take, for example, a “prediction” of 9/11:

Nostradamus

Century 6, Quatrain 97

Two steel birds will fall from the sky on the Metropolis. The sky will burn at forty-five degrees latitude. Fire approaches the great new city (New York City lies between 40-45 degrees)

Immediately a huge, scattered flame leaps up. Within months, rivers will flow with blood. The undead will roam earth for little time.

Undead? I highly doubt that. Really, now?

Really?

 

NO, APPLE. NO!!!

You say tablet? NOOO!

How sturdy must you make this thing? It’ll probably end up super-heavy, and priced to match. You say 500$?

Computing power will be far, far below par. It’s not a “notebook” you’re making.. it’s just an iPhone on steroids.

Sure, I use a Mac, but it’s a proper Mac that’ll last ages when STOCK. I can bet that your new tablet will be just a massive scratch-magnet.

Yeah, I’ll bet with you, Steve Jobs. You’ve angered the AngerBRAWG.

 

 

This is what people think it should look like. I wonder if it could be used as a shield/weapon? The metal on first-gen Ipod Touches was pretty hard..

 

 

 

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So I’ve conferred with speculation, and speculation says that the Apple Tablet will be priced around $500. 

Honestly, there’s ONE redeeming factor the tablet might hold – The ability to use it as a computer/Wacom tablet. But – OH NO!!! My palm dancing around on the glossy screen would require a cloth to be on-hand at all times. Whaaat? 

Honestly though, Apple really needs to make a kickass drawing system for their “tablet”. Maybe then I’ll hook up an external HD and lug that around in order to preserve the lack of computing power that is the Apple “Tablet”

 

 

The AngerBRAWG is still angered, Jobs, and we’re on for that bet. Your streak of hit-and-wins is bound to run out soon, yo. 

On a lighter note, visit this website - It’s a much happier place.

 

- Oh, can’t forget to tag : www.blogsurfer.us

The “Sue Montecito” Site.

I’ve noticed that many people can’t seem to find the site. This might partly be due to the fact that – er, the website’s creators are bad at adding tags. Google search turns up nothing! However, my mother is in the mom coalition, and I managed to find the Sue Montecito! site.

It seems that the website was created by the lawyer who represented the teachers of Montecito. Note that he’s a “free” lawyer, which definitely can’t mean anything good. Funny fact – his name is “Monty”. An uncanny reference to “Montecito”. Or, should I say, “Monty-cito”. Pfah.

He’s not a smart guy. He tried to blackmail/embezzle money out of the parents and students of Montecito. Now, he makes a blog, except he makes it in Blogspot – Which, in my opinion, is one of the worst blogging platforms, ever. It’s hard to take someone seriously cereally when their name is “Monty”.

 

Back on subject - 

Due to poor blogsmanship, “Monty” has failed to properly tag his posts – therefore shoving the “Sue Montecito” blog ever further into obscurity. They’ve got a whole lot more information on “Suing Montecito” that we here at AngerBRAWG do, though. I… honestly don’t feel too great giving links to this “Monty” character’s site, but hey – if it benefits you, then I’ll do it.

 

Hey, guys. Yeah, all you readers of AngerBRAWG. Could you help spread the word about us? We’d appreciate it We’d love it.

 

By the way, the website is here.

Thanks for reading ^^.

 

Postscript: Frei, you’re so totally right about everybody disliking Lawyers.

A Legend Died Today….

R.I.P.

The legendary inventor of one of the first solid body electric guitars, Les Paul, died today at age 94 due to complications from pneumonia. Paul was very important in the music industry. He invented many different effects for the guitar as well such as delay effects, tape delay, and phasing effects. He also created overdubbing and multitrack recording. These were all amazing revolutions in music that many revolutionary players used. The gibson les paul guitar was used by many players such as “The Dark Lord” Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin and Pete Townshend of The Who.

He earned his big break when he played alongside Nat King Cole as a last minute stand in for Oscar Moore in 1938.  He then went on to create one of the first solid body electric guitars in 1939. He called it “The Log.” In 1950, the guitar went on to be mass produced by Gibson. He also had a string of number 1 hits in the 60′s such as “How High the Moon”, “Lover”, “Nola”, and “Vaya Con Dios”.

He has been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, The Inventors Hall of Fame, and The Grammy Hall of Fame. He also earned the Grammy Trustee award for his lifetime achievements. Yes, he was one of the greats…

-Originalblogger…

Following Up On My Colleague’s Montecito Post.

Yes it is true. Montecito Fine Arts College and Montecito High School of Art, Science, and Design has permanently closed its doors. And very abruptly. The Dark Lord Edgar Kucklekorn and his mistress Trisha (Who specializes in the ancient art of Dominatrix-fu) have supposedly fled the country with their douchebag nazi youth son, Hunter, leaving approximately 1,200 students without classes. (Employees as well)  The employees haven’t been paid since february. Sadly, some teachers have been terribly affected by this. For instance, the staff’s only homosexual teacher, Mr. David Liu. Mr. Liu has filed for bankruptcy, but we believe that he’ll be fine as long as he continues to live with his mother and his boyfriend, Raphael. They say that sometimes, they invite over their kinky friends, “Chad and Leonardo” (And on special occasions, Mr. Liu’s favorite students: David Sarabia and Alex Sun) to “keep them company.”

Anyways, the other teachers are screwed as well. Mr. Narek Keshishian, has recently brought a baby into this world and is falling on hard times as well. Mrs. Runyen is pregnant, Dr. Chen has two toddlers, and Mr. Troung also has a toddler. The chinese teacher has disappeared.(Whaaaat?) The spanish teacher is in Spain – and she probably doesn’t know that she has lost her job. The ESL teacher and after school director, Rochelle Leather, stated that montecito owes her $10,000. These poor teachers have all been owned. As well as the principal, Suzanna Wann.

The teachers of the school were withholding the students transcripts until they got paid. But the parents had no intention of paying them it seemed. But recently the principal sent out an email stating that the transcripts will be ready soon. So there is still hope for the students will not have to repeat their grade. Mrs. Suzanna also stated that she intends to make a new school with the same faculty and that the school will still be able to keep its WASC accredidation. But will parents really trust this school? After all the money that was lost? IS it really possible to create another school? Suzanna may be dreaming….

Anyways. Hopefully Mr. Ed, his wife, and his spoiled son, will soon be sodomized and “pwned” in many other ways in the near future for the terrible crimes they’ve commited.

For further reading, please check out this poorly edited article:

http://www.pasadenastarnews.com/ci_12992712

Apparently, this paper couldn’t afford a proofreader… (Our editing’s pretty shabby, too)

EDIT:

Now I’ll insert a picture of a Nissan GT-R (SpecV?). Bam. Instant readership.

 

 

Looks like a new-age Initial D Hachi-Roku (AE86)