Douches are so annoying….

Don’t you hate it when you’re having fun with your friends and then all of a sudden a cocky jerk comes over with all his cocky friends and just takes over your spot? They’ll be talking super loud and stuff? It’s pretty lame…especially when they move in on your women.

Yup – I saw a hot chick today. But she was talking to this total douche named Patrick. He spends his time cussing and working out. He also enjoys wrestling with his friends in the locker room and playing rugby. He’s a douche and likes the feeling of a man’s body pressed against him.

He moved in on this girl and before she knew it she was under his spell. I was so disappointed….poor Solitary John.He really thought she was a nice girl. Too bad….It seems like all the women are being taken away by douches….it’s not right.

I believe we should start the anti douche movement. Who is with me!!!???